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- <title>
- Dec. 19, 1994: Cinema:Stiletto Heel
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- <history>
- TIME--The Weekly Newsmagazine--1994
- Dec. 19, 1994 Uncle Scrooge
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- <article>
- <source>Time Magazine</source>
- <hdr>
- ARTS & MEDIA/CINEMA, Page 75
- Stiletto Heel
- </hdr>
- <body>
- <p> Robert Altman sends a hate letter to the fashion industry
- </p>
- <p>By Richard Corliss
- </p>
- <p> When you hear the word French, you may think of elegance,
- hauteur and haute couture. When Robert Altman hears the word,
- he thinks of farce, polluted rivers and dog doo under everyone's
- foot. Pret-a-Porter (Ready to Wear) is the director's
- long-winded hate letter to the fashion industry and those who
- cover it. The film is a flaccid mess, missing its easy targets.
- It is also undiluted Altman--a movie that sums up his attitude
- toward actors, audiences, the press, humanity. When you hear the
- word contempt, you think of Robert Altman.
- </p>
- <p> Fashion is in a particularly ugly, aimless, self-parodying
- phase at the moment, so perhaps it deserves a chronicler as
- cynical as this one. Anyway, a cynic is what it got during the
- industry's big pret-a-porter shows in Paris last spring, when
- Altman mingled with the modish elite and found room in his film
- for many of them: designers Christian Lacroix, Jean Paul
- Gaultier and Issey Miyake, models Naomi Campbell and Christy
- Turlington and CNN fashion maven Elsa Klensch.
- </p>
- <p> The movie weaves its little stories into this big scene.
- A designer (Anouk Aimee) fights a takeover by a Texan (Lyle
- Lovett). A photographer (Stephen Rea) toys with three magazine
- editors (Linda Hunt, Sally Kellerman, Tracey Ullman). Two
- reporters (Tim Robbins and Julia Roberts in a nice little
- sketch) cover the story from their hotel bedroom. Two handsome
- Italians (Sophia Loren, Marcello Mastroianni) replay an old love
- affair. And a FAD-TV reporter (Kim Basinger) chirpily reports
- every outrage on the runways and in the salons.
- </p>
- <p> As MASH was to war movies, Nashville to country music, A
- Wedding to the middle-class family, H.E.A.L.T.H. to the
- organic-food business and The Player to Hollywood, so is Ready
- to Wear to fashion: a comic panorama of people pretending to get
- along under stress, creating a bogus community, playing games
- of power and privilege, establishing who's boss. The tone of an
- Altman film--the desperate milling, the sense of isolation
- within a crowd, the urgency to no clear end--is the reflection
- of life on any movie set and, indeed, in the working lives of
- most people. When the scheme works, as in MASH and The Player,
- it does so by giving people something fresh to do and witty to
- say. Then the bile has an urgent, instructive tang. It's called
- satire.
- </p>
- <p> But Ready to Wear, which Altman wrote with Barbara
- Shulgasser, is a high concept poorly executed. Too often the
- characters are simply mannequins for nasty jokes. What, for
- example, is the essence of the fashion doyenne played by Lauren
- Bacall? That she is color-blind, and that her friends apparently
- don't tell her she's wearing shoes of different shades. Why is
- Danny Aiello, as a buyer for a Chicago store, in the film? So
- he can cross-dress in a Chanel suit. At 60, Loren looks great,
- in or out of her array of glorious millinery, but it's cruel to
- have her and Mastroianni reprise the strip-tease scene from
- Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow with a cheap new punch line.
- Kellerman must endure the same naked shame she did a
- quarter-century ago in MASH. The heart sighs for these game
- folks. So much effort expended to so little effect.
- </p>
- <p> Never blame actors; their mission is to do whatever their
- director tells them. Blame Altman, whose mission here was to
- assemble some of the most glamorous performers in world cinema
- for a mass hazing, a humiliation on camera. He is like the
- scuzzy photographer played by Rea: he finds people eager to make
- unedifying fools of themselves, takes their picture, takes some
- money and calls it art. And he has done to his actresses what
- male fashion designers so often do to their models and
- customers: make beautiful women look ridiculous. Imitation is
- the sincerest form of parody.
- </p>
- <p> Ready to Wear isn't about pricey clothes; Altman has no
- more interest or expertise in them than he did in country music
- when he made Nashville. Here he wanted only to find a new arena
- for his worst impulses. This strategy of derision exhausted
- itself ages ago. But for Altman, contempt never goes out of
- fashion.
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- </article>
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